Fred tried to lay on top of me lining his crotch up with mine—- AGAIN. Then when we told him he’s not allowed on my bed for two weeks because he is being inappropriate he went into multi bite mode…. AGAIN. So of course then my husband yelled out….. And you want to have a Bar Mitzvah kiddush?? (He yelled at ME—– Fred couldn’t care less whether we celebrate his becoming a Bar Mitzvah).
PS—- one of our community bullies ALWAYS notices EVERY bite mark my husband sports on his arms. My husband is hesitant to roll his sleeves up at Daf Yomi because the jerk asks with intense snark…. “oh so you got a dog?”. “DISCIPLINE! You must POTCH your children!” Yes, because abusing them will teach them not to abuse us. Great plan.
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